Jerry Lai, USA TODAY Sports
Rest easy, Wisconsin: The Milwaukee Brewers' missing Italian racing sausage, Guido the sausage, has been found.
After a local businesswoman offered up a case of mustard in exchange for the sausage's safe return, Steve Chamraz of WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee reported that two men brought the sausage into TJ Ryan's bar in Cedarburg – one of the sausage's last known locations during the bender that preceded its disappearance – dropped it off, told the bartender, "You didn't see this," and ran away.
But there's more.
Just before midnight on Wednesday, I received an email from the people claiming to be responsible. As proof, they offered this video of Guido the Italian sausage doing the Harlem Shake, before it was posted to YouTube: