Beyonce Knowles Hours after the Baltimore Ravens were within five yards of losing the Vince Lombardi trophy, the team lost it for real.
WHY SO MAD?: John Harbaugh explains SB tirade
Coach John Harbaugh made a passing reference to the disappearance of the Vince Lombardi trophy during a Monday morning press conference.
"We hadn't seen this [trophy] since last night," Harbaugh told reporters. "We thought we lost it."
He evidently wasn't joking.
Kevin Byrne, the team's vice president of communication, told The Washington Post that the trophy "didn't make it to [owner Steve Bisciotti's] party last night."
No further information was given about the disappearance. But connect the dots, people. Beyonce used a Vince Lombardi speech to open her halftime show, then gets an invite to the postgame party and the trophy named after the legendary coach doesn't? "Illumnati," they whispered.
Frankly, Vince's trophy could use the cool story. The Super Bowl trophy doesn't have the history or beverage-holding properties of the Stanley Cup. It's not as dangerous or fragile as the World Series trophy. And it's not as boring as whatever NBA teams get. This gives it a distinction besides "retains fingerprint smudges."
PHOTOS: Best of Super Bowl XLVII
Super Bowl XLVII will be remembered for coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh opposing each other on the sidelines. Older brother John and the Ravens held off Jim and the 49ers for a 34-31 victory.
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Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco threw for 287 yards and three touchdowns and was named Super Bowl MVP.
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Playing in his final game, retiring Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis went out a champion. The future Hall of Famer won the second Super Bowl title of his career.
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Ravens wide receiver Torrey Smith (82) celebrates with the team's cheerleaders.
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Ravens coach John Harbaugh celebrates with his wife Ingrid and daughter Alison.
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Ravens running back Ray Rice celebrates with a kiss for daughter Rayven.
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Retiring Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis, left, celebrates with coach John Harbaugh.
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Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, left, celebrates with retiring linebacker Ray Lewis.
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Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl XLVII MVP Joe Flacco, right, celebrates with retiring linebacker Ray Lewis.
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Ravens safety Ed Reed celebrates with a kiss for the Lombardi Trophy.
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Surrounded by photographers, John and Jim Harbaugh share a postgame handshake.
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49ers coach Jim Harbaugh leaves the field after losing to the Ravens.
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49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick leaves the field after losing to the Ravens. Kaepernick led a furious second-half rally, but the 49ers fell a little short.
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Ravens center Matt Birk celebrates with his son.
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Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs celebrates.
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Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones celebrates.
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Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl XLVII MVP Joe Flacco celebrates.
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Retiring Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis celebrates.
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Ravens guard Marshal Yanda, left, celebrates with running back Ray Rice.
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Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe celebrates.
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Ravens defensive lineman Ma'ake Kemoeatu celebrates.
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49ers tight end Vernon Davis leaves the field after losing to the Ravens.
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49ers offensive linemen Alex Boone (75) and Mike Iupati (77) leave the field after losing to the Ravens.
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Ravens guard Bobbie Williams celebrates.
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Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco and linebacker Terrell Suggs celebrate.
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Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl XLVII MVP Joe Flacco celebrates.
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Ravens linebacker Josh Bynes celebrates.
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Ravens running back Bernard Pierce celebrates. Chuck Cook, USA TODAY Sports
