Texas quarterbacks facing big challenges in Week 17 Merry Christmas, knuckleheads!
That's you, Lomas Brown, the former NFL offensive lineman who admitted a few days ago that he once intentionally ole'd a defensive lineman so the pass rusher could get a free hit on a slumping quarterback — and in this instance, struggling Scott Mitchell of the Detroit Lions ended up with a broken arm or broken finger or a lacerated aorta. (OK, we made the last one up, but you get the idea.)
Now, those who remember Brown from his playing days recall that he often whiffed more than A-Rod in big spots, so maybe the former tackle is simply embellishing or going for yuks. But, if it's true, even all these years later, Mitchell should be steaming — and every quarterback who ever played behind Brown should be thinking: "Did Lomas miss that block, or was he trying to take me out?"
And ESPN must explain why Brown, the traitor-turned-ESPN-analyst, is allowed to critique other players. At a time when the NFL is preaching player safety, ESPN is paying a goofball who admits he allowed another player to get injured — on his own team.
Which leads us to our next knucklehead — Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Tommy Kelly, who said Sunday the Raiders were gunning for Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton after the Panthers took out Oakland quarterback Carson Palmer. (At least Kelly was targeting an opposing player, saying: "You take our guy out, we're going to try to take your guy out.")
So what's the most idiotic part of that — actually trying to injure another player or admitting it publicly? Maybe the NFL should tack on a stupidity surcharge when it fines certain players.
But while those are solid candidates, our knucklehead of the week is New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, the first guy to get Tim Tebow really, really mad. Now, we're not saying football's Howdy Doody doesn't get angry, but the last guy to get Tebow this pissed ... probably did it in a previous life.
Tebow, who lives according to the Holy Book, had a message for Ryan on Sunday. We're not sure of the exact Scripture citation, but the Gospel according to Tebow went something like this: "Stick it, Rex." (We're paraphrasing, of course.)
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After being passed over for Sunday's start, Tebow told the Jets he wouldn't risk his body for a losing team that didn't want him anyway. And, it turned out, Tebow was pretty smart: New starter Greg McElroy was sacked 11 times by the San Diego Chargers
(Who's the Jets offensive line coach, Lomas Brown?)
Ryan and general manager Mike Tannenbaum have botched the Jets quarterback situation from Day 1, and they now have three basically worthless quarterbacks. Mark Sanchez might have started his last game in the NFL for a while; McElroy is, at best, a backup; and the market on Tebow, never very high, has crashed.
How can you tell Tebow is virtually worthless from a trade perspective? Because the Jacksonville Jaguars are blatantly tampering — and the Jets don't care. More importantly, neither does the commissioner, who is allowing people who work for the league's TV network to be used as tampering mouthpieces.
Meanwhile, Ryan, now guaranteed his first losing season with the Jets, says of the final game: "I'm going to keep competing."
That is, if he can find a quarterback who wants to take the field for him.
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